Sunday, December 30, 2007
-SAL aka uni motha fuckin verSAL
Friday, December 28, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Yee!!!! What can I say? Saturday was insane, and unfortunately the pictures just don't do it justice. My bad? Anyhow, check the pictures out cuz you love yourselves.
Here are some awards for outstanding acheivements of the night:
Kissing Bandit Award - Without a doubt, it goes to Tommy. Dude kissed everyone at the party, even licked a face or two. Way to go Naz.
Gayest at the Party - That would be Andy. His hands touched a WHOLE LOTTA man ass. Prolly a few balls too.
Most Random Award - That guy who was doing roundhouses and backflips in the fine dining room. ???
Best Sweater - Can't just give it to one person. Andy, Bear, France, and Wanslow all had the uber cool Euro style that you'll most likely see at American Apparel next season. Thanks for taking "dress to impress" seriously!
Most Bro Award - Those bro chicks that Jake brought. "Dude, they're actually really good girl skaters. They can do kickflips down three stairs."
"Dang son, who's that girl?" Award - Another tie. Perle and LuLu both had many a boy trying to cyphen energy. Do ya thang shortEEZ!
I'm Retarded/ Biggest Lapse in Judgement Award - Pierre, juz cuz. And of course Bobby, who felt that it would be a good idea to write on the outside of my house with a gold paint marker. Super duper HYPHY yellow bus rider!!!
Most Likely to Punch Themselves in the Nutz Award - My roommate Matt for asserting his single status at an entirely inappropriate time. Hope you burned a copy of Debbie Does Dallas!!
Most Cyph Award - Cyph4, cuz HE'S THE MO FUGIN CYPH ORRRRR!!!
Best Sleeping Arangements Award - Kristen and Kelly... "So were gonna sleep in your bed, and you're gonna sleep with us, and it's gonna be awesome." I'm down?
Worst Sleeping Arangements Award - Me sleeping on the beer soaked floor of my room with said girls sleeping, con un Vince, in my bed. Vince, you're lucky I got mad love for you and I look out for you like that! Feb. 3rd mofo, I expect a slab of the bombiest ribs set aside for me.
Best Sibling Power Team - Call me biased, but the Spositos are awesome and way down to 571. Y'all better abide by the rules of conversation with them, or else you'll end up with a beer on your head! But I gotta give honorable mention to Perry and Chelsea for being G, as well as Christina and Elisa for being hella alike even though they don't think so. Haha.
The Single Greatest Moment of the Party Award - Gotta hand it to Hyphy Santa! Dude knew what was on everyone's Christmas list that night and rolled through with a ton of Mickey's 40's, wrapped up with a bow and candy cane and erryting!!!!
To everyone who came through, spilt beer (cuz everyone did), boogie oogied, destroyed my house, talked papas, chopped it up in pursuit of love, and ultimately told me that they had a great time...
THANK YOU for being a part of the second annual Focho Christmas!! I felt the love, no doubt. FOCHO y que?!!!
no thumb wrestling.
no cross fader practice!!!
no rock paper scizzurps
no bloody knuckles
no filling out applications for employment!!!!!!(that's really the only one i.m worried about)
know my wrist is broken.
fochismo was on blast all saturdy night.
what's this i hear about focha????
i can have any guy in focho! and i have the limited edition t-shirt to prove it!!!
what else can i say?
s.f. general is uber grimey on jesus day. 5 hours was way too much time in the e.r.
hit me up and let me know whats up wit new years??? BOOOM!!!!!!
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
This post is brought to you by Andy. You're hella stoked dude!
Myspace ruined my day, but I'm sure Of Nazereth will make it better.
So Nathan took the Ashlee Simpson approach in trying to assert his status the sexier of the Davis brothers. Has it worked?? I'll have a side by side update after this weekend.
Verse is moving back to Gilas and all I gotta say is YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Bout fuckin time! Get yo boogie on my dude!
As far as music goes, it's comin' along quite nicely. Expect some sneak peaks real real soon.
This saturday is Focho Christmas!!! Black just has one request... dress to impress. Yeah, flare up folks.
I'm out!! Huge pic update after this weekend. YEEEEEEEE!!!!! FOCHO Y QUE!!!??????
Saturday, December 15, 2007
First , Context of three weeks of intense grad school papers and finals last night i had my last final writting for three hours straight, then i was completely done with my first semester of grad school CHEAA,
I parked in the cuts to meet Black y Ltothedotdotdot at that good VTA station, San Jose police obviously suck so we ended up drinking good ass modelos y mickeys in the saturn performence next to the Park, getting all hiFFEYY in the coche..............CYPH did it became the catch phrase.......
I hadnt eaten all day soo was good and drunk by the time we bounced to that good tied house for the goodness that is dollar half pint, sara from soci class rolled out , Joseph was even there, black and joseph listened to my drunken attept to explain my final paper of a marxist analysis of global capitaism (see previous blog)
despues de the greatness of ales y heffs we proceeded to post in fron of Taste "lydon if we were asian and had money we could be in there tonight"
YADIDI we made the party happen outside taste on corner B boy style (check pitsures below) rock steady meets focho cheaaaa!
security was sad but provide dthe strobe lights so all was good.
after the showcase of fochoness
we took cover in the safe haven called la victoria (not the one that burned down) burritos de polly and a rotating mickeys tall can.
temple was next, black made friends with bouncer, i walked straight to them plush couches para atras sooo good ya should know,
we encounter the presense of the one and only godfrizzzle y procede to TAKE OVER,
despues black con friend bouncer discuss the ins and outs of that ooaktown living
pistures are drawn
and then the high light
JACK IN LYDONS BOX
lapdance lap dance lap dace
"mayne yall smell like farts"
"anyone who has two tats on her neck, deffinatley has a pimp"
BAY B GIRL, black love bracletts
everyone in ther was very entertained , even the security gaurd
we define christmas cheer
FOCHO CHEER? cheeaa
basically it went on and on. good time were had by all
christmas lights and my sisters house y gilas
yadidi foch in the zay
Friday, December 14, 2007
And that's San Jose done proper. Focho y que?
Monday, December 10, 2007
OK thats disgusting, but there is a really dope hip hop show coming up this Friday in my neck of the woods, East Bay, Berkeley, holla. Info is below and it's supper cheap, Im an unemployed sucka right now (know of any jobs? and no Im not doing gay porn) and Im still going. PEACE, WITH SEASON'S GREETINGS, DUST9
December 14, 2007
9:30 PM Lifesavas, Pigeon John, Ryan Greene Performing Live with DJ E Da Boss $10 Cover / $7 with Student ID
info at www.shattuckdownlow.com
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Systematic social ills caused by macro level neglect
Politicians protecting their pockets and other people with power
while families are torn apart by lack
Lack of access
To employment and education.
Lack of political voice and representation.
Lack of buy-in at the decision-making table
Lack of will? NO
Those who lack work the hardest of all.
Working for money
Working to earn back their dignity
Crawling in from the margins, hoping they won’t be turned away again
How could someone get this low? This desperate? This far from center?
They were put there.
By our systems.
I want this in someone's shit
BLACK OR L2 THE ...........................................................................................PUT that that in one of yo RAP SONGS
Im hella staying alnight again for the second night in a row in the name of A marxists analysis of The Global System of Capitalism, form 1850 to the present, starting with capitalism and colonialist- global capitalism as neo-colonial exploitation through "Informal Empire" Global capitalism as Imerialsm-dependency theory, world systems theory and the rise of the Transnation Capitalist Class as the new ruling class controling Global Capitalism form a position with no national boundaries out of reach of regulation form Nation-States ,fighting a war against the international working class and securing their dominance through neo-liberalist policies of the World Bank and the IMF, and overiding the authority of democradic nations in the WOrld TRADE ORganization the only possible path forward is creation of international class solidarity and and an internation class struggle gainst the "race to the bottom" and into greater and greater exploitaiton for the majority of the world.
Yadid I Focho We do the Damn thing and back to the paper..........
Monday, December 3, 2007
Am I emo? Only a carne asada burrito knows, and I ate it! But nah dude. I just think too damn much. And sometimes "I just gotta go home, you know", but not before pissing off (read: annoying) every single girl I came in contact with. Oh I think they like me! Thank God for FOCHO...
YouTube makes the world a better place. Just look up Stevie Wonder, so good it'll make you cry.
I think the biggest fear in my life is of dropping my DS in the toilet. Is that wierd?
Black, you better invest in some toofpicks, or else King Hippo's gonna add to the hot dogs! Just poke em!! This dude I worked with at Home Depot got jumped while he was pushing carts in the parking lot. So savage, but I couldn't help but laugh. I mean, who does that? He wasn't hurt or anything though, so it was ok.
Current bumps: Digital Underground - Sons of the P, De la Soul - Grind Date, Mudkids - Basementality, Stevie Wonder - Hotter Than July, Burt Bacharach - Make it Easy on Yourself, Earth Wind and Fire - Raise!
"Fuck the naysayers cuz they don't mean a thang, cuz this is what style we bring" Gotta love G-Fest. Peep the classic pics. People talking papas about Gilas just don't know!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
all day errryday!
that's my one!!!!!!
thank god the open bar season is over...or at last it looks like it.
i'm lookin at joining a boxing club... my training? HELLBOYS!!! what up nero!
hmmmm. who else get shout outs? sappinin VERSE!!!!???? holla atcha boy one time!
airbourne is no match for dooklors germs!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!jus kiddin mayne.
i have my own taco truck. frankie works in it. TALK ABOUT OWNERSHIP!!!!
taint twat it twas jus coughed up $500....2mex will be makin a guest appearance!!!! so will his drink sponsor.
hironas...the nice guy drink.
hironitas...the little nice guy drink.
the mujack movement is dead from what i hear....till i hear otherwise from either...r.i.p. BCM
Saturday, November 24, 2007
I'm hella stoked.
Thanksgiving was proper, as usual. Monster canker sores, death, and sore throat/swollen glands couldn't stop me from stuffing my face. When it comes to the grub, Mama comes through in a major way!!!! All the fixin's, all soft and delicious. And there was no shortage of rolls! After dinner, gotta do as the Gilroyianites do, put down a few CL's with the boys. The new chiminea got the job done, even though cold as balls outside. Thumbs down to the idea that Fresno is "hands down" better than Frisco. Nathan knows what's up. "Dude, dark meat is so good!" "You hella can't tell that we're from the same town." Pinche Fonda.
So Del got signed to Def Jux. Del the Funky Homosapien of the Hieroglyphics. I hate Def Jux. Just the label, not the artists. But Del is stoked because it is "opening up many new opportunities" for him. I was skeptical, but then Black told me about some of the new projects that are going down. First of all, the signing was a package deal with Dose One included. The two of them are going to be starring in a reality show on the WB called " T'aint twat it used to be..." where they talk about post-neo post modern uber coolness. Rumored guests are Sponge Bob and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife's boobs. All this of course is to promote their exclusive line of "fixie wear", like thick framed glasses and rolled up, tight pants. Sounds awesome! Dude, Del can make a record with T-Pain and people would still buy it like crazy. I don't really see how signing with Def Jux is gonna expand his fanbase, but I can see it expanding El-P's wallet, little pan.
Dude! Today I was walking to work when I felt something in my front shirt pocket, like an old train ticket or a Ninja Turtle card or something. Reach in, and it felt like money. Oh, probably a dollar or two. It was 60 bones!!!! WTF? Who does that? Well, I'll just throw it in the pile I suppose...
It's all about that baby bullet Caltrain yadidi5stops? Mark Dec 22nd in the books, it's goin down! <
Friday, November 23, 2007
the quarter machine at my place with the skittles is maaaad busted and dispensing the goods free of charge.
there has been a few label change ups in the industry...
Suge knight has sold death row 2 know limit for an undisclosed amount of money. the love child shall be know as death limit. all albums shall be recorded over prison land lines.
queen latifah has donated her shitlocks to the make a wish foundation.
aliens have invaded los banos with the sole intention of using it as their "dumping grounds"
los banos beat out alviso in a 2 to 1 rock paper scissor match....to the death.
p.s. jay-z ain't hittin it right! where's my xxxl tall T beeezy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
All I gotta say is "I love it!!!" Got mad hooked up with the Fich n chik. Hood kids, nerd ass kids, and hipsters makes for an entertaining environment. Cyph with the clutch M Callender's secret compartment, gettin the ribs crackin at 4 in da mornin!! Jake is the Riddler, and has mad tactics that would make even Pierre proud. Bear is papi chulo when is comes to taking care of the chicken tenders, and buying beer too. Black has CANDIES!! I'mma blow the whistle on that one, thanks to his Napa accessories. That guy taught me a great lesson: if your work is giving stuff away for free, get as much as you can, no matter what it is. Coronakens!!!!!!! My entire life is a photo opportunity, just gotta remember to bring the camera. Ride bikes get hurt guy! Yadidimeentiendes??
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Focho Thanksgiving Potluck? en gilas o otro lugar. que piensan la clica?
VIVA LA CLICA, CHEAA