Saturday, November 24, 2007

I'm hella stoked.

Thanksgiving was proper, as usual. Monster canker sores, death, and sore throat/swollen glands couldn't stop me from stuffing my face. When it comes to the grub, Mama comes through in a major way!!!! All the fixin's, all soft and delicious. And there was no shortage of rolls! After dinner, gotta do as the Gilroyianites do, put down a few CL's with the boys. The new chiminea got the job done, even though cold as balls outside. Thumbs down to the idea that Fresno is "hands down" better than Frisco. Nathan knows what's up. "Dude, dark meat is so good!" "You hella can't tell that we're from the same town." Pinche Fonda.

So Del got signed to Def Jux. Del the Funky Homosapien of the Hieroglyphics. I hate Def Jux. Just the label, not the artists. But Del is stoked because it is "opening up many new opportunities" for him. I was skeptical, but then Black told me about some of the new projects that are going down. First of all, the signing was a package deal with Dose One included. The two of them are going to be starring in a reality show on the WB called " T'aint twat it used to be..." where they talk about post-neo post modern uber coolness. Rumored guests are Sponge Bob and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife's boobs. All this of course is to promote their exclusive line of "fixie wear", like thick framed glasses and rolled up, tight pants. Sounds awesome! Dude, Del can make a record with T-Pain and people would still buy it like crazy. I don't really see how signing with Def Jux is gonna expand his fanbase, but I can see it expanding El-P's wallet, little pan.

Dude! Today I was walking to work when I felt something in my front shirt pocket, like an old train ticket or a Ninja Turtle card or something. Reach in, and it felt like money. Oh, probably a dollar or two. It was 60 bones!!!! WTF? Who does that? Well, I'll just throw it in the pile I suppose...

It's all about that baby bullet Caltrain yadidi5stops? Mark Dec 22nd in the books, it's goin down! <

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