Sunday, December 30, 2007

THE MADNESS IN WHICH I MISSED..

FIRST OFF..YEE! SECONDLY, DAMN DID I MISS THE PARTY. I SAW THE VIDEO.. PROPS TO DUST9 ON THE EDITING OF THAT BAD BOY.. VERY GOOD WORK. AND TO ALL IN THE VIDEO, GOOD ASS FOOTAGE. HOLDIN IT DOWN IN S.F. LIKE WHAAAAAAA?? LOTSA PAYPA, OUTRAGEOUS OUTFITS, ULTIMATE THIZZ FACES, BREW EVERYWHERE, ROB SCHNEIDER, MAD FACIAL CLOSEUPS AND SHOUTOUTS, ... AND CAPOEIRA, THOSE DUDES GET DOWN... MUCH LOVE TO THEM. BUT IF I WAS THERE I WOULDA BIN INVOLVED I STILL GOT SOME B-BOY IN ME. MATTA FACT I HAVE MY ADIDAS SHELL TOES ON RITE NOW! HIP HOP WHAT?! WELL FOLKS. I GOTTA BE OUT. ONCE AGAIN. SORRY I MISSED OUT. CATCH YA'LL ON THE NEXT ONE! FOCHO LOVE.

-SAL aka uni motha fuckin verSAL

Friday, December 28, 2007

Focho X-mas 2007 video

For those that missed the Focho x-mas party, you truly missed out on one of the best parties ever. The mayhem was a glorious site, with guest appearance by Rob Schneider, Alicia Keys and Mac Dre, combined with god awfull christmas sweaters and enough beer to fill up a swimming pool, this years party set a high bar for the years to come. This video is only but one pube on the hairy balls, that is focho, there shall be many more pubes to come. Seasons greetings to you and yours.
dust9

Wednesday, December 26, 2007


Yee!!!! What can I say? Saturday was insane, and unfortunately the pictures just don't do it justice. My bad? Anyhow, check the pictures out cuz you love yourselves.

Here are some awards for outstanding acheivements of the night:

Kissing Bandit Award - Without a doubt, it goes to Tommy. Dude kissed everyone at the party, even licked a face or two. Way to go Naz.

Gayest at the Party - That would be Andy. His hands touched a WHOLE LOTTA man ass. Prolly a few balls too.

Most Random Award - That guy who was doing roundhouses and backflips in the fine dining room. ???

Best Sweater - Can't just give it to one person. Andy, Bear, France, and Wanslow all had the uber cool Euro style that you'll most likely see at American Apparel next season. Thanks for taking "dress to impress" seriously!

Most Bro Award - Those bro chicks that Jake brought. "Dude, they're actually really good girl skaters. They can do kickflips down three stairs."

"Dang son, who's that girl?" Award - Another tie. Perle and LuLu both had many a boy trying to cyphen energy. Do ya thang shortEEZ!

I'm Retarded/ Biggest Lapse in Judgement Award - Pierre, juz cuz. And of course Bobby, who felt that it would be a good idea to write on the outside of my house with a gold paint marker. Super duper HYPHY yellow bus rider!!!

Most Likely to Punch Themselves in the Nutz Award - My roommate Matt for asserting his single status at an entirely inappropriate time. Hope you burned a copy of Debbie Does Dallas!!

Most Cyph Award - Cyph4, cuz HE'S THE MO FUGIN CYPH ORRRRR!!!

Best Sleeping Arangements Award - Kristen and Kelly... "So were gonna sleep in your bed, and you're gonna sleep with us, and it's gonna be awesome." I'm down?

Worst Sleeping Arangements Award - Me sleeping on the beer soaked floor of my room with said girls sleeping, con un Vince, in my bed. Vince, you're lucky I got mad love for you and I look out for you like that! Feb. 3rd mofo, I expect a slab of the bombiest ribs set aside for me.

Best Sibling Power Team - Call me biased, but the Spositos are awesome and way down to 571. Y'all better abide by the rules of conversation with them, or else you'll end up with a beer on your head! But I gotta give honorable mention to Perry and Chelsea for being G, as well as Christina and Elisa for being hella alike even though they don't think so. Haha.

and finally...

The Single Greatest Moment of the Party Award - Gotta hand it to Hyphy Santa! Dude knew what was on everyone's Christmas list that night and rolled through with a ton of Mickey's 40's, wrapped up with a bow and candy cane and erryting!!!!

To everyone who came through, spilt beer (cuz everyone did), boogie oogied, destroyed my house, talked papas, chopped it up in pursuit of love, and ultimately told me that they had a great time...

THANK YOU for being a part of the second annual Focho Christmas!! I felt the love, no doubt. FOCHO y que?!!!
no video games.
no thumb wrestling.
no cross fader practice!!!
no sports
no rock paper scizzurps
no bloody knuckles
no filling out applications for employment!!!!!!(that's really the only one i.m worried about)
know my wrist is broken.


fochismo was on blast all saturdy night.

what's this i hear about focha????

i can have any guy in focho! and i have the limited edition t-shirt to prove it!!!

what else can i say?

s.f. general is uber grimey on jesus day. 5 hours was way too much time in the e.r.

hit me up and let me know whats up wit new years??? BOOOM!!!!!!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

FOCHO INSANITY

I have no words to discribe,
It doesn't get any bigger than Focho Christmas,
If you dont know by now then you'll never know!
peep the pictures

Thursday, December 20, 2007




This post is brought to you by Andy. You're hella stoked dude!

Myspace ruined my day, but I'm sure Of Nazereth will make it better.

So Nathan took the Ashlee Simpson approach in trying to assert his status the sexier of the Davis brothers. Has it worked?? I'll have a side by side update after this weekend.

Verse is moving back to Gilas and all I gotta say is YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Bout fuckin time! Get yo boogie on my dude!

As far as music goes, it's comin' along quite nicely. Expect some sneak peaks real real soon.

This saturday is Focho Christmas!!! Black just has one request... dress to impress. Yeah, flare up folks.

I'm out!! Huge pic update after this weekend. YEEEEEEEE!!!!! FOCHO Y QUE!!!??????

Saturday, December 15, 2007

FOCHO Y MADNESS RETURN TO THE ZAY

WELL what can i say before i read the other accounts of madness let me say DAMN.
First , Context of three weeks of intense grad school papers and finals last night i had my last final writting for three hours straight, then i was completely done with my first semester of grad school CHEAA,

I parked in the cuts to meet Black y Ltothedotdotdot at that good VTA station, San Jose police obviously suck so we ended up drinking good ass modelos y mickeys in the saturn performence next to the Park, getting all hiFFEYY in the coche..............CYPH did it became the catch phrase.......

I hadnt eaten all day soo was good and drunk by the time we bounced to that good tied house for the goodness that is dollar half pint, sara from soci class rolled out , Joseph was even there, black and joseph listened to my drunken attept to explain my final paper of a marxist analysis of global capitaism (see previous blog)

despues de the greatness of ales y heffs we proceeded to post in fron of Taste "lydon if we were asian and had money we could be in there tonight"
YADIDI we made the party happen outside taste on corner B boy style (check pitsures below) rock steady meets focho cheaaaa!
security was sad but provide dthe strobe lights so all was good.

after the showcase of fochoness
we took cover in the safe haven called la victoria (not the one that burned down) burritos de polly and a rotating mickeys tall can.

temple was next, black made friends with bouncer, i walked straight to them plush couches para atras sooo good ya should know,
we encounter the presense of the one and only godfrizzzle y procede to TAKE OVER,
despues black con friend bouncer discuss the ins and outs of that ooaktown living

pistures are drawn

and then the high light
JACK IN LYDONS BOX

lapdance lap dance lap dace

shouting matches
"mayne yall smell like farts"

"anyone who has two tats on her neck, deffinatley has a pimp"

BAY B GIRL, black love bracletts
everyone in ther was very entertained , even the security gaurd
we define christmas cheer
FOCHO CHEER? cheeaa



basically it went on and on. good time were had by all

christmas lights and my sisters house y gilas

yadidi foch in the zay

Friday, December 14, 2007






Cyph did it. Ocho Focho Ongo? Thursday night madness is broken down below:

Missing the baby bullet train by a few is a drag, but when miscommunication leads to an overabundance of bev, the longer ride ain't a thang. Kids watch your toupes, the rug bandit is posted on the Caltrain! Haha, ask about Black's crossfader training program, you'll love it!

San Jose cops can kiss my butt. They're just wack.
Tied House is fo sho the #1 spot! Dollar half pints? Aight late. <>

"Aye, we can go there if you're dressed like shit and/or are Asian." Dude... Taste has no idea!!!! It's all about the impromtu dance off outside one of the wackest cluuubs in SJ. Props to the clueless bouncer for providing the strobelight for the dance circle. Focho got moves son!!!!!

This brings us to the burrito breakdown safe haven spot to cool down the madness, as well as give us time to drink a Mickeys. Soon enough we're at Temple, getting denied due to the massive amounts of flare and props. We were finally allowed in, just had to pile our shit in the corner into a huge mass. The dance floor was claimed, leaving the biddies too shook to participate wit us. No prob, me and Black proceeded to battle for dayyyyys, good times all around. Black made a friend in a bouncer and the night was winding down... just the time for some J in the Bizzle. Dun, dun DUUUNNNNN!!

The lapdance is always better at Jack in the Box, I guess. I had my heart set on a milkshake, but I had no idea foo!! Crazy female spoutin off about how shitty we are, to which I respond, "That's funny, cuz I love you." Little did I know. Hate, hate, hate turned into a free dance. Apparently my face was on some 7 Wonders of the World/ Mastercard commercial steez. Too damn bad I had to leave my memory card for the camera at home! 16MB? But yeah, chick was nuts and Black had enough.
Ready, aim, FIRE!!!! HAHA!!! Bung to beezy combo breaker!!!!! That means yo, you been FAAARTED ON! AHHHHHH! After wy'lin out for another 30 seconds... "UGGHHHHH, y'all smell like farts!!!" HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Ultra lates!!! I got my ice cream milkshake, Guy got a stomach ache, and Black got a bracelet and a signature.

And that's San Jose done proper. Focho y que?

Bay B Girls

shit son! i can't belive you guys threw away my yack in the bok!!!!!!!!!
sall good doe....
martha says..."im finda eat some tacos!"
no matter who you were, last night was about makin friends.
cousin barry made friends with an east oakland native who put him up on game.
guy made friends with a big cheese burger and some sweet and sour sauce.
i made friends with some stolen chicken breast....(yeah....i keeps it hood!)
but L to the muffukin friend maker was on fire towards the end of the night. damn... i really don't know where to start. basically i needed a camera. lap dance!!! lap dance!!! man... i'm sorry homie... my special blend of gassy hops cleared the set. but shit....snot like i didn't warn a busted broad! honestly... my favorite part of the night was the yak in the bok shoutin match.. "bitch you look like keak sounds!"

on the real, i had sooo much fun last night. tyler was there but you would have never know. probably cause he didn't try to fight anyone. FOCHO LOVES YOU KIDDO!!! hahahahaha

the block is hot! just ask lil waynge... he musta been a josey (like the pussy cats) local at some point. but who the fuck knows ahh?

i'm not gettin anyone shit for christmas.. snot that i don't love ya'll but i'm fittin to make a power move. oakland? frisco? nah son... ABUDABI!!!!!!!con nermal..

< to the place where the sun sets.


oh yeah the post script.... CYPH DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, December 10, 2007

If you don't come to the Pidgeon John show you might as well drink period blood?!


OK thats disgusting, but there is a really dope hip hop show coming up this Friday in my neck of the woods, East Bay, Berkeley, holla. Info is below and it's supper cheap, Im an unemployed sucka right now (know of any jobs? and no Im not doing gay porn) and Im still going. PEACE, WITH SEASON'S GREETINGS, DUST9

December 14, 2007
9:30 PM Lifesavas, Pigeon John, Ryan Greene Performing Live with DJ E Da Boss $10 Cover / $7 with Student ID
info at www.shattuckdownlow.com

The Focho Song

The Focho Song is pretty damn hillarious, good looking out on that one fellas. Focho fo president.

1. Abercrombie Winter Wear
2. Totally stoked on being a bro, bro.
3. His milkshake brings all the boys to the backyard.
4. He can tell by the smell of her urine that she eats too much eggplant.
5. Aight late.
Don't be fooled by the sun, it's December. Chilly Willy! The Oakland Swap Meet (read: Flea Market, for the 408 folks) is crackin! Pretty large, cheap wears, plenty o beer and tacos, live banda, hot girls pushin strollers... what more do you need?All I gotta say is, find me loungin' on the 22nd. Way good. Matthew Caudle is the hero of boy fun, by the way. And Bear hates me cuz I'm nice.
"If I ever run into you, I'mma get you high. You're a good man!" This quote from a 70 year old man, amongst the occasional sexual advances from some chick in LA and social discussions with San Fran natives, is what makes the day to day drudgery of my crummy job bearable. That and the free water.
Once again, peep the video/ song produced by UniverSAL. Sorry holmes! I'mma get you that beat soon. And Black, let's finish that track already!!
Lates <

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Go bar hopping with Wanslow... you'll have a good time.

Mexicans love Corona. Meet em on the 14, it's goin down! Damn I love my life. Fuck a Eagle Ridge.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

check it

Dudes check it out. I hella wrote a rhyme when I was supposed to be writing a paper. Picture me saying this like spoken word...


Systematic social ills caused by macro level neglect
Politicians protecting their pockets and other people with power
while families are torn apart by lack
Lack of access
To employment and education.
Lack of political voice and representation.
Lack of buy-in at the decision-making table
Lack of will? NO
Those who lack work the hardest of all.
Working for money
Working to earn back their dignity
Crawling in from the margins, hoping they won’t be turned away again
PARIAHS. UNTOUCHABLES.
How could someone get this low? This desperate? This far from center?
They were put there.
By our systems.

I want this in someone's shit
OK , SO BASICALLY I HAVE BEEN LAGGING ON THE FOCHO POSTS SO I MADE UP FOR IT WITH THIS..... LEARN TO LOVE IT!!!!

Uni motha fuckin verSAL


Little Batteries Is the Crew,, But FOCHO is the CLICA


BLACK OR L2 THE ...........................................................................................PUT that that in one of yo RAP SONGS

Im hella staying alnight again for the second night in a row in the name of A marxists analysis of The Global System of Capitalism, form 1850 to the present, starting with capitalism and colonialist- global capitalism as neo-colonial exploitation through "Informal Empire" Global capitalism as Imerialsm-dependency theory, world systems theory and the rise of the Transnation Capitalist Class as the new ruling class controling Global Capitalism form a position with no national boundaries out of reach of regulation form Nation-States ,fighting a war against the international working class and securing their dominance through neo-liberalist policies of the World Bank and the IMF, and overiding the authority of democradic nations in the WOrld TRADE ORganization the only possible path forward is creation of international class solidarity and and an internation class struggle gainst the "race to the bottom" and into greater and greater exploitaiton for the majority of the world.

Yadid I Focho We do the Damn thing and back to the paper..........

Cheaaa!

VIVA SOCIALISMO!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

over the hill dope fiend records will be releasing Percy Harris' self title double l.p. his first single "shots of tar" should be hitting TRL in no time.

former host Gar-son Daly has been spoted conoodling with the baddest bitch...i'll post the amature video as soon as i get my hands on it.

r.kelly is peeing on someone as i write this.

dmx is barking.

jay-z ain't hittin it right.

i think boy fun is a thing of the past for this party boy. lets just say '08 is all about gettin my grown man on. what does that mean? simply i'ma stop sleepin on floors.

aside from all that heart warmin goodness...focho feast? ya'll don't even know...peace to my real folkers.

Monday, December 3, 2007





Am I emo? Only a carne asada burrito knows, and I ate it! But nah dude. I just think too damn much. And sometimes "I just gotta go home, you know", but not before pissing off (read: annoying) every single girl I came in contact with. Oh I think they like me! Thank God for FOCHO...

YouTube makes the world a better place. Just look up Stevie Wonder, so good it'll make you cry.

I think the biggest fear in my life is of dropping my DS in the toilet. Is that wierd?

Black, you better invest in some toofpicks, or else King Hippo's gonna add to the hot dogs! Just poke em!! This dude I worked with at Home Depot got jumped while he was pushing carts in the parking lot. So savage, but I couldn't help but laugh. I mean, who does that? He wasn't hurt or anything though, so it was ok.

Current bumps: Digital Underground - Sons of the P, De la Soul - Grind Date, Mudkids - Basementality, Stevie Wonder - Hotter Than July, Burt Bacharach - Make it Easy on Yourself, Earth Wind and Fire - Raise!

"Fuck the naysayers cuz they don't mean a thang, cuz this is what style we bring" Gotta love G-Fest. Peep the classic pics. People talking papas about Gilas just don't know!

Aight <>