Sunday, December 21, 2008


crazy amounts f fun as of late. you can only imagine. this is last night after work. another clip for don't watch this. bomby goodness that will keep you in stitches.
much love folks. <

Friday, December 19, 2008

Making Poor Fun con Tacos

In Gilas doin' my worst to not be hungover at Thanksgiving dinner:

Madness at a tamer moment:

Barely got the camera out my pocket using ninja tactics, presumably picked up involuntarily from Tantrum at some point, for this pic:

Mystery stain in my bedroom carpet:

“Making Poor Fun: The Focho Guide to Fun” was supposed to, and will one day be, an officially published piece of impoverished goodness, dropping a dime on all the budget eateries, drinkeries, and playeries from your hood to ours. It’s in the pipeline, no doubt, along with every other brilliant idea that your fine Focho representatives have blinked up. But until its impending release to the world, I hope that my fellow bloggers/readers (let’s be real, we’re the only ones that read this shit) join with me in contributing a few to of our favorite spots in the mean time.

Food: Taqueria Vallarta – I hear it all the time: “Why would anyone ever order tacos when they can get a big ass burrito for a few bucks more?” And I agree, most of the time. The Frisco premium is killin’ the taco scene in the 415, and not in the good, yo mama joke sort of way. $3.00 for a taco?? Come on now. Soy Gileno; there’s a 4 taco minimum and prices like this make taco mashin’ in the ‘Sco undoable. So when I first laid eyes on the beautiful, cast-iron griddle prominently displayed in the front window of Taqueria Vallarta, showcasing a medley of sizzling, tender meats and towers of fresh corn tortillas waiting to get slapped on the grill, I already knew they knew what’s up. Buck fifty a pop for carne con ‘tilla. YEE! Waiting to grace these bad boys are the various salsa options, cilantro, and onions (if you nasty like that), all self service. I haven’t ordered anything other than the tacos, yet, but I’m very confident it’s all bomb. Check em out either on 24th and Harrison or by my hood on Mission and Persia. Gurp!

Keep em comin’ folks, I’ll do the same. And just a reminder, Focho Christmas is next Saturday 12/27. It’s starting early at 6pm, so take advice from Obie, quit chure lagging!! Whooo!!! Free copies of me and Cyph’s ep will be available for those that don’t have one. Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas with their familia, eats plenty, and has a well orchestrated exchange of gifts. Cheah!

Current bumps: Tupac – All Eyes on Me – Disc 2
Digital Underground – Sons of the P
Busdriver – Memoirs of the ElephantMan
Del – 11th Hour

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

check you out on the 23rd...

this is my new roomate chris. shreds bikes and is down with q'in ina major way. it was his idea to throw the bottom of this spinach bowl in the toaster oven for a few.... bomby.
much LOVE for comin through!!! corey wrote "thor" on our island... thanks for cleaning that up homie... hahaha! awesome face!

Don't Watch This Vol. 3 "FELIZ NAVIDAD"
this is my bike covered in battery operated christmas lights. can you imagine how bad this was messing with my depth perception?

belen groovin to epic knowledge for the 1st time.


<'s -Cisco

F the rumors!

Despite what you may have heard, Focho Christmas is on and poppin'! Best believe we got that post Christmas party on lock. Observe:


Sunday, December 7, 2008


Focho.. Tailgate Nation

So over the last five weeks Focho made it happen twice at the San Jose State Football tailgate, shit was Cracken

The first tailgate Ale and I showed up at like two rolling in da Chevey and then made this happen,


Props to Nathen, Joe ,Katie, Mari, my sis, Rachiel and my Dad who came through,

Right before this picture My dad said the quote of the week.

Ale: "Wheres Lydon at?"

Austin: "He said he was all partied out, he cant make it"

Ale: "LAte Then"

Sean: " Im More Focho than Lydon, You tell lydon I was Focho before he was born"


So obviously the next time Focho came through in full force,

Find Lydon taking a shit

Nathen admited he loves SJSU

there were these ladies one group over form us who kept ditching there husbands to come chill wit us, They herd the new L to the... Y cyph jam and wanted to be down with Focho





Sadly, State lost both of those games pretty badly, but the tailgating was obviously the main point.

In other news,

I hella officially own now although I dont know yet how to make the site action happen, but I'm gonna figure it out, anyone with that kind of WWW knowledge, Holla (BELEN)

I peeped the new style and that shit is whats up, Im thinking Focho should follow in their footsteps with the upgrades,

Also, Im thinking there should be a focho snowboarding trip I know peeps are down.

Lastly, I heard L to the was bouncing to India. YadidI thats whats up have Fun y be safe


Props to Lydon for again holding the Focho Christmas party at his house and for making the incredibly cool, awesome flyer

Sunday, November 30, 2008

This is a long one (that's what she said)

Can't stop the Thursday night madness!

Aight late.

So Thursday night madness popped off once again in proper Focho stylee, with many a representative in the house (must be that Alcohol Bailout yadidifuckcongressandamortgatebrokerandeverypoorlyruncrapcorporationlookingforthatgobmentcheese!). See the pictures and live the dream. The economy sucks, but we don't! So I gotta fill in the blanks where the pictures failed to tell the story. Che's blood relative can play a mean game of pool. Bobbi came thru and maxed hard but managed to avoid getting his soul swiped by my lens. Kelly's bf is from Canada and loves him some Focho. Chillin with Linda from Ms Boldt's class was tight, but walking into Angelique's house at 3am bumpin Mac Dre on the ipuss speakers, obnoxious/HYPHY as hell, and disrupting Linda's little romantic rendezvous was hilarious. Astronaut food is best served with a fresh wheat roll. Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies... futa. Watched that shit twice, fucking hilarious, rockin' the tucked look like it's going out of style.

So I got a lot more pictures of other stuff, and so does Ale, but that's gonna have to wait for another time. But in the meantime, get hype:

It's goin down folks. Tell ya mama come, and ya sista come.
When all else fails, Outkast and Ludacris can make the radio tight.
Me and Cyph's album is done, get at me for a copy.
Black's birthday was on the 25th. Wish that guy a happy day mo fucka.
I love breakfast, so do you.

And lastly...

Crank that choda boy!!!!

FOCHO Y QUE?!!!!!! Be sure to blog you monkey fathers!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

p.s! overuturn H8!!!!

aye find this guy 1 time!!! how bad do you want one of these shirts?


the thing to do out here in our moderate winter....? start a small fire.. play some scrabble.. hot chocolate with kahlua.. the sophisticated beast in the foreground is cristopher ross... you may recognize him from "BEAST UP!!!" no it's not me spinning around the pole. that is mr. ross.

when Mehmet at wings n things says someone canceled an order you better go! think of all this food! for something like 5 bucks!!!! yeeee! thats 3 chicken sandwiches and 3 five strip meals!! and estimated value of over 30 bones... you know he getting somethin nice for christmas!

where to start with this one... these drinks were AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! that's frozen blueberries, frozen mangos, some andre, and a splash (shot) of blueberry stoli. on hit!!! we chilled out in the backyard bumpin elvis "blue christmas"(on tape of course) while sippin on our suculant sophisticated sauce. hella propers go out to diana for being hella tight and having some of the funniest stories ever!!!!


so here i am... super hung over after eating the biggest thing of carne asada fries (papas bien dorado por favor!!!) i could find. but it's ok! it was sunday. my short day. and kirby was late to work.(hungover like a mo' as well) rule of thumb... if you're late, bring ice cream. then it's cool. he brought hella! welcome to my life. o yeah! one of my co-workers was tellin me some story about something that didn't matter... as you can tell from the look on my face all i can think about is how much i love drumstick w/ caramel insides.

aight. <

Wednesday, November 12, 2008


Ale was puttin in WORK!! Pinche Mexicans!!! His costume was so amazing, and only like two people got it. Way ahead of his time... find the Ferrari hat!

I had Cheech dialed. My gf was pimpin as a gangsta. Ale brought Hennessey. Late. Cyph met up after, we drove and drank (not the other way around), almost got in a fight with a dude in chainmail, drank hella more, played beerpong, drank hella more, narrowly avoided cops more than once, and then Nyla and Issac came over with 40's at 2:30am (wonder who requested those...). All and all a great Halloween night, which led to a terrible hungover day at work.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

a buck twenty

dedicated to stems. (cyph's shout out to guy inspired me to post this one.)
post 120! keep 'em coming!

Friday, November 7, 2008

MY LIFE IS ALL I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright everyone!! I just wanted to let you all know how much I love you all. Also, OBAMA '08!!!!!!

& for anyone that was wondering how my show in Tahoe was here's a sample (Guy I know you're down)



We also recruited folks for the cause with music and beer fun!!!!



Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Proud to be American

chea!!! focho cliqua por vida!!!

what do you do when a customer brings your a bag of fresh croissants from his bakery?
hang them in the back so kirby can get sick...

take 'em home n toast 'em, then you fry some ham with onions and jalapenos, cut up some tomato, lettuce, n avocado.... slap it together n you have one hell of a breakfast...

mira mesa inn (MMI) is the spot... dummy gone karaoke on tuesdays... free chili dogs on sundays... it's hard to go wrong. just ask maria. (my favorite barTENDER)

halloween.... i know i know... it was hella long ago. but peeps love the pics waaaaaaay tooo much. n like i said... i have something like 180 funny ass pics all with uber long funny storries to go with each one.

Obamadimean!!!! i'm not gonna lie. i was scared. but everything (for the most part) turned out o.k.... yesterday i rode around mira mesa listening to epic knowlege... awesome. i know there's tons of new stuff but i really like that album.... ALOT. if you haven't heard or simply have no clue... find casey or dustin and cop that. it'll make you proud to be an american.

now that i've got all that out the system... bobbi... i think focho is due for another one of your long ass minute by minute play by play updates.... i'm not gonna lie, that first one was BEYOND DETAILED! holla! also...

Dust9!!!!!!!!!! get up on here!!!!!
UniverSAL!!!! get up on here!!!!!
Cyph!!!!!!!! you probably doing it as i write this!

aight <'s

Saturday, November 1, 2008

And while you're at it...

This one is sick as fudge too!


This is SOOOOO hard. That's what she said.

Black sure loves him some chicken. Chicken Tenders!!!! Pollitas!!!!

diggy dang! halloween though? i'm the guy with the boom box making your life more fun by the second. dance off in the street? don't act like you don't know how i does. <

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


infermo... hella. but hey, when the boys say you need a hot tottie... you have a hot tottie. green tea. a shot of whiskey. and hella honey. hella on the hella.
i finally got the studio lined up nicely but i'ma be moving out soon.. < (i hear b/w is in these day? expect more.)

the sign read.... "hug a black mexican. you'll feel better." keep n eye out for don't watch this volume 2 "beast up". kirby n myself done got some good good so it's fittin to make you smile.

as usual, i'll leave ya'll with some advice i found rollin through the hieghts....(find the yellow sign!)

christmas. i'm with that. whenever. wherever. i'm down. propers to l to da... for gettin on my hype with the photo dumpage. yeee!