Saturday, May 31, 2008

Nada Sucka!

I just saw the most intense staredown ever!!! Mexican v Mexican, all faded on BART at 3 in the afternoon, standing right in front of eachother, staring for a good 50-60 seconds. I don't know... allasudden one gets up from his seat to wait for the next stop and just starts staring at the other, who looks right at dude and doesn't even flinch!!!!!!!!! I was waiting for a punch for sure. Good thing me, Ale, Nathan, and Zay got bleacher seats at the Giants game yesterday, otherwise I woulda been instigating shit like when we were ten... "Awww shit! He was saying how much of a pussy you were earlier!!!" Haha! But for reals, hyphy beezies all night! One just had zero rhythm when it came to rally chants and just needed to be quiet, but decided to fall all over everyone. A group of young and tenders drank entirely too much and got kicked out by the 11th, which prompted one dude to say, "They weren't expecting extra innings!!" I thought it was funny. Then this down ass beezz out of nowhere starts wailin on some huge ass bald guy, seriously like 5-6 clean shots to the face, all fist. She got taken away by her folks, dude sat there with his drink, face welted up like a mo fo, and suddenly realized that he got fucked up by a chick in front of mad people, prompting him to yell, "fuck that!" and bounce after her. Chances are she beat some ass. Moral of this story, red heads suck.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Sal Sagev

cyph4 = 5 points likes vegas... but less scummy.

for those wondering... i'm sure there'll be a video.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


Well, it's true ladies and gents of FOCHO, I am currently designing a theme song for next years Latin homosexual appreciation day. I do have some other guest spots but I refuse to leak my secrets further (A certain "what what" character along with a force of the bear nature hehe)!! Lydon is a fuckin' bastard guy that needs to keep a secret when pillow talk is in session. ASSHOLE! He might be a little upset because he was just demoted from power bottom to little spoon in a matter of bukkake seconds. Poor batsid! Be on the look out for my next single "Watch the teeth stupid that's my dick!!" featuring none other than these guys.......

Monday, May 12, 2008

Rumor Control

So I know that there's been rumors about who Cyph has tracks lined up with, runnin from current fire spitters like Time Machine to local legends Hieroglyphics. Well, I got some inside info on the sitch that I decided to leak EXCLUSIVELY on Yep, I shit my pants too. So... it turns out it's gonna be more than one song, a FULL EP to be exact, made exclusively with one other collaborator that goes by the name of (GASP!)


There you have it. Here's a towel... you're dead. (Rush Hour, COME ON!!!)

Sunday, May 4, 2008


Good times at Guy's spot everyone. Cristina, stop puking. Lydon have eggs benedict on me next time. Case get fucked up by older men. Guy know that OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER!!!!!

Enjoy me now.